bankai!
hiya! my name's masha. i'm 17 and i enjoy puns & adventure :)



people who i have a special bond with ~~oo so cool~~ 
charliesweasley: my fire, my julia gillard, other half of mangie, angiefish
copperbooms: my dearest swaggy koala
eosins: my fellow starfish & turnise hunter, discriminates against those who live under rocks, eloise-porpoise
eunhaes-donghae: the number one masha trainer in the world + esteemed member of exo-a
hohohiddles: unfairly talented photoshop-wise & in love with tom hiddleston
hohohogwarts: my green llama, part of dumbledore’s army and pick up line genius, rin pin
-rowling: so purrfect it’s almost impawssible: my kitten katie
malfoyxgranger: dila is perfect and she is panda-kun and just <3
marajesty: basically mr. minaj, luccas moustachepotato
repellodeatheaters: nadie-bloop the potatoseal 
reveliomagic: ok ariana has been on a hiatus for over a year now but i still heart her
starkcandy: moira is beautiful and she needs to accept it
stuckinflames: ugh denise is so nice and has pretty themes all the time sjdgheo
stupefythemuggleeaters: con-con! esteemed member of exo-a and ex-member of the WW
wynterfells: melany is so NICE what the heck and funny and ugh i just want to pat her

people who i admire from afar (and/or have talked to but don’t know if they remember so i feel awkward but either way their blogs are flawless)
anondracomalfoy arstark aurordracoavengasschristmasatthemalfoys dramioneandmistletoeberriesfredweasleygendrywaterhannahabbottsholydairi-am-lord-trolldemorticanlovegood instantremorseitwasdracolokithatbooty marlenemchristmasmerrypimpcanemidnightsnitchmilaskunimrs-pottermsspidermanohhermionepanemsquidditch-pitchraggidydoctorronaldweasl-ycremebunny ▵ sourpatchwatermelon ▵ ohhermionerubbishysamwinchesterssantasnapingsassygaydracoscarheadpottersilverstagssiriuslymalfoysiriusmydearstupifiesthymelordswicked-fate 

1 year ago. 91 notes

angie sorry i lost the video but here is a picture of minion being a ball to make up for it

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1 year ago. 5 notes

happy birthday angie! bet you thought i’d forget, squidn’t you? BUT NO! I HAVE MADE MY TRIUMPHANT TUMBLR RETURN (for five minutes) to wish you the happiest birthday and year ever. this photoset bass-ically highlights some of our finer moments, and the fact that otp: mangie is over a year old now. thank-you for alwaves being there for me and for laughing at my horrible jokes. you really are one in marillion and i hope you remember me you big celebrity you, being tweeted by dianna agron and tom felton. i eely miss you and now i have offishially just spiralled down into saying things just to slip in some fish puns. i don’t know what i’m talking atrout. if you didn’t catch the puns, just mullet over.
here are some amazing jokes for you:

what does a nosy pepper do? gets jalapeno business
the frustrated cannibal threw up his hands
henry was late for his dinner so the other cannibals gave him the cold shoulder
i tried to make a belt out of clocks, but it was a waist of time
how does an octopus go to war? well-armed!
why do milking stools only have three legs? cause the cow’s got the udder!
what do you call it when a dinosaur crashes a car? tyrannosaurus wrecks!
i went to the butches and bet him fifty dollars he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf. he replied “no, no. the steaks are too high.”

happy birthday angie. whenever you feel sad, remember that arthur darvill ships mangie. and those weird drapple stories i wrote you :’)

 

love, your mashacat
(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜゜・✧。・゜゜・。*。・゜*✧ ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜゜・

1 year ago. 4 notes

rreginamills asked: YOU'RE JUST AMAZING AND BRILLIANT AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY OKAY I LOVE YOU

I LOVE YOU

1 year ago.

rreginamills asked: FACT: I COULD ACTUALLY GET HUGH JACKMANS NUMBER

FACT: I AM SUPER PUMPED TO MEET YOU THESE HOLIDAYS
and also go befriend him :D

1 year ago. 2 notes

okay yep now officially back, though i may not be on as often :D 

2 years ago. 10 notes

potatoes

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2 years ago. 9 notes
DTHM.